In Santa Barbara, California there is a very smart dog named Jack. Since he was so smart he hacked into someone's computer and bought a house (it made the guy broke) and lived in it for the past year. Well on the holidays he wondered why everyone's houses were so festive so he looked up "the best holiday" and it said Christmas. (he also stole the computer.) So he looked it up and it said, "Christmas is scheduled on Dec. 25 where they spend time with family and travel somewhere for fun or to visit family."

Jack felt a boom of thunder (mostly about the travel) and he suddenly knew exactly where to go. He said, "I know where to go! I should go to Hawaii!" So he drank his coffee, ate his cereal, forgot to brush, and got dressed (practically doing absolutely nothing) and got into his car (he also stole his car) he looked up where the airport was (he also stole his phone) and he drove to LAX, but he couldn't fit (it was a monster truck) so he just had to take up 2 spaces. And he looked around to make sure no one could see and ran up the escalator "Ouch!" he shouted.

Jack was not used to stepping on ridges. It hurts because when he stepped on the ridges his claws went into the ridges. So he carefully stepped slowly like A bit slower than the sun revolving. When he FINALLY got to the top he ran into the check-out area to get past the guards he had to push a lady over “ahhh”she she screamed as she tipped over. (she was 6’8”) so then he threw himself into the bag check and since the guard was distracted he didn't notice the bones of Jack so he got through the bag check and he passed all the terminals until he saw the one that said “HI, Honolulu.” Jack felt relaxed.

In LAX there were lots of food and souvenir shops so he went to Starbucks and took a paper from somebody’s bag and Jack wrote “I will order a double cream cappuccino please.” and Jack placed the piece of paper on the ordering space and when somebody came he read the piece of paper out loud and the cashier heard him so he placed the order (the guy didn’t know) and when the guy left Jack waited for the order to come and when it was ready and the cashier left Jack took it to the waiting area and drank his cappuccino.

One minute later when Jack was finishing up the last sip of his coffee, (he chugged it) on the intercom was somebody saying, “terminal 42 boarding.” and then he saw a long line of people boarding onto the plane and then Jack had to think of something quick to make sure that no one saw him boarding too, so in his brain he thought that he could just hitch a ride onto someone's bag! So he found someone that he could just hop into there bag so Jack found a bag that he could fit in perfectly. There were two people looking for something in their bag so Jack looked around, ran to behind the two people and barked. “Ruff, ruff, ruff!” and then Jack ran away from their sight and then the girl said “I swear that I just heard a dog barking.”

So then Jack got the thing that they needed (lice repellent) and threw it. Then Jack hid in their bag as they boarded too. When they got onto the plane Jack unzipped the suitcase and hid under a lady’s seat. She looked like someone That would be 10/10 disturbed if she found out that a dog was under her seat. So Jack moved under someone else's seat so he found a grandpa that was Snoring like a hippopotamus and was sleeping like a sloth and would be 0.5/10,000,000,000,000 if HE found out. Jack even thought that he would LIKE it so Jack snuggled by his feet and when he touched his feet and then The grandpa said, “ugh?” and went right back to sleep.

15 minutes later Jack said “goodnight grandpa.”, yawned and went right to sleep. In his dreams he thought “I'm so excited to be in Hawaii.”

The End.

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